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Dear Kirbynite, - Virtual Grape Gardens

Dear Kirbynite,

(Note to foreign residents: This is a joke topic)
JDavis
あのマッドサイエンティスト!
Dear Kirbynite,

Thank you, but our princess is in another castle.

Apologetically,
Toad
Cirvante
Der erbarmungsloses Mathematikslehrer
Dear Kirbynite:

I have a calc midterm in two hours. I have not studied at all. Halp?

Pleadingly,
Cirvanteboard2 - Jul - OC ReMix
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

Sometimes I get dreams that are so good that I purposely try to sleep in.

It seems a fruitless action as I often forget my dreams.

Tirelessly,
Teddylot
Grey
Grey
Dear Friend,

I know that this mail might come to you as a surprise.I am(Mr Abraham Lusen) the bill and exchange manager in one of the bank here in abidjan lvory coast .I hope that you will not expose or betray this trust and confident that I am about to repose on you for the mutual benefit of our both families. I need your urgent assistance in transferring the sum of ($ US 10.700, 000) immediately to your nominated banking account coordinates.

The money has been dormant for years here in our Bank without anybody coming for it. We want to release the money to you as the nearest person to our deceased customer (The owner of the account) who died a long time with his supposed next of kin in an air crash since July 2000.
I don't want the money to go into our Bank treasury as an abandoned fund.
So this is the reason why I contacted you so that we can wire the money into your account as
the nearest person to the deceased customer.
Please I would like you to keep this proposal as a top secret and delete if you are not interested.

Upon receipt of your reply, I will send you full details on how the business will be executed and also note that you will have 30% of the above mentioned sum if you agree to transact the deal with us.

Best regards,

Dr Abraham Lusen
(Exchange Manager)
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

I think one of my goats got out of its split-level pen last night and wandered into your crops.

He answers to Scape and is probably very fat. Let me know if you find him.

Goatherdly,
Teddylot
Raspberry
unimportant
 
Dear Kirbynite,

I found out last night that wool is a very itchy material to wear. I put on a sweater and had to take it off again soon after... I didn't know what to do with it though, so I donated it to a thrift store.

...but I wonder, was that your sweater? I don't remember having a wool sweater before...

...oops ;;

Sheepishly,
Ninetales~Ninetales

Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

Yesterday, I had everything all mapped out. I knew where I was and where I was going.

But today... well, the map was off and it seems that I'm still lost.

Misdirectionally,
Teddylot
Raspberry
unimportant
 
Dear Kirbynite,

Have you spoken to Lily lately? I was wondering how she was enjoying her little trip over to Jul. I heard she was going treasure-hunting... I wonder what she's found so far.

You know, it must be fun to go hunting for treasure. The only treasure hunts I've ever been on have been into Kattwah's Pits of Trials, but we never found anything worth much...

Adventurously,
Ninetales~Ninetales

Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

At such an uncertain time in my life, I've been having a number of brilliant dreams that haunt me both while sleeping and waking.

I'm pretty sure my dreams are trying to teach me instinctual life lessons since I'm obviously not living enough to have any real ones of my own.

We need a crazy one-act adventure or something. I'm going crazy cooped up on this island.

Cooped,
Teddylot

P.S. Happy Birthday, Kirb.
Raspberry
unimportant
 
Dear Kirbynite,



No comment,
Ninetales~Ninetales

JDavis
あのマッドサイエンティスト!
Dear Kirbynite,

Theeeeeey've got
a power and a force
that you've never seeeen before!

Theeeeeey've got
the ability to morph
and to even up the score!

Noooooooooooo one
will ever take them down!

The power liiies on theeiir
SIIIIIIIIIiiiiiiiiIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIiiiiiIIIIIIIIIDE!

Nostalgically,
JDavis
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

This summer, when the volcano is at its most active, I say we pack a few marshmallows, whittle a few sticks, and have a day of honest roasting.

S'moradically,
Teddylot
Cirvante
Der erbarmungsloses Mathematikslehrer
Dear Kirbynite,

I hunger for the flesh of nine thousand newborn babies. Am I going mad?

Maniacally,
Cirvanteboard2 - Jul - OC ReMix
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

The other day I went on a walk and ran into some hitmen. We pitched some pennies and then went to the flicks.

Ripley,
Teddylot
Grey
Grey
FROM: Mr.Liu Yan
Bank of China Ltd.
13/F. Bank of China Tower1 Garden Road
Hong Kong.

I sincerely ask for forgiveness for I know this may seem like a complete intrusion to your privacy but right about now this is my option of communication. This mail might come to you as a surprise and the temptation to ignore it as unserious could come into your mind; but please consider it a divine wish and accept it with a deep sense of humility.
This letter must surprise you because we have never meet before neither in person nor by correspondence,but I believe that it takes just one day to meet or know someone either physically or through correspondence.

I got your contact through my personal search, you were revealed as being quite astute in private entrepreneurship,and one has no doubt in your ability to handle a financial business transaction. I am Mr. Liu Yan a transfer supervisor operations in investment section in Bank of China Ltd. Secretariat of the BOCHK Charitable Foundation 13/F. Bank of China Tower, 1 Garden Road,Hong Kong I have an obscured business suggestion for you.Before the U.S and Iraqi war our client General Mohammed Jassim Ali who work with the Iraqi forces and also business man made a numbered fixed deposit for 18 calendar months, with a value of (I will disclose amount upon your reply) in my branch.

Upon maturity several notices was sent to him, even early in the war,again after the war another notification was sent and still no response came from him.We later find out that General Mohammed Jassim Ali and his family had been killed during the war in a bomb blast that hit their home.

After further investigation it was also discovered that General Mohammed Jassim Ali did not declare any next of kin in his official papers including the paper work of his bank deposit. And he also confided in me the last time he was at my office that no one except me knew of his deposit in my bank. So, (I will disclose amount upon your reply) is still lying in my bank and no one will ever come forward to claim it. What bothers me most is that, according to the to the laws of my country at the expiration 3 years the funds will revert to the ownership of the Hong Kong Government if nobody applies to claim the funds.

Against this backdrop, my suggestion to you is that I will like you as a foreigner to stand as the next of kin to General Mohammed Jassim Ali so that you will be able to receive his funds.I want you to know that I have had everything planned out so that we shall come out successful.

I have contacted an attorney who will prepare the legal documents that will back you up as the next of kin to General Mohammed Jassim Ali, all what is required from you at this stage is for you to provide me with your Full Names, private phone number and Address so that the attorney can commence his job. After you have been made the next of kin, the attorney will also fill in for claims on your behalf and secure the necessary approval and letter of probate in your favor for the transfer of the funds to an account that will be provided by you with my guidance.There is no risk involved at all in the matter as we are going adopt a legalized method and the attorney will prepare all the necessary documents.

Please endeavor to observe utmost discretion in all matters concerning this issue. Once the funds have been transferred to your nominated bank account we shall discuss the percentage issue on your reply.

If you are interested please send me a mail on (liuyan_4bnkofchn@yahoo.com.hk) and your full names and current residential address, and I will prefer you to reach me on my private and secure email address below and finally after that I shall provide you with more details of this operation.

Kind Regards
Liu Yan.
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

Game 7 party. Right Now. Across the way.

You're Invited,
Teddylot
Tyty
Can you not understand the words that are commin' outta my mouth?
Dear Kirbynite,

:x

Sheepishly,
Tyty
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

Last night, I had a dream.

I had wandered away from home and into a mystical forest. I walked for hours until I came to a clearing. In this clearing was a book. I sat down and began to read. I read it night and day, but I never seemed to get past to the next page. Sometimes I would flip through the other pages to see how many there were, but it never seemed to end. In the end, I died without even finishing the first page.

Nightmare,
Teddylot
Tyty
Can you not understand the words that are commin' outta my mouth?
Dear Kirbynite,

If you are getting this message it is already to late for me. Cirvante has started taking over the world with his evil calculus powers. I advise you leave the country, no, the planet before he gets you. No wait, here he comes! No. NO! LEAVE ME Asfgghdghjklk

Muhahahahaha...

Yours deadest,
Tyty
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

I've decided what to do with my life. I'm going to become an outlaw.

Robbin' banks and trains, runnin' from the law, riding the wide open spaces of the West.

Just call me Sundance.

Six-shootin',
Teddylot
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