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Dear Kirbynite, - Virtual Grape Gardens

Dear Kirbynite,

(Note to foreign residents: This is a joke topic)
DigitalBasic
EEEEEH SUGOI DESU NE *flex muscles*
Dear Kirbynite,

smooooch ・∀・

From,
cpubasic13
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Hating things since 2-1-88.
Dear Kirbynite,

LOOKING FOR A WAY TO MAKE YOUR PENIS LARGER?!

Good luck.
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

I hear you had a bad day. To remedy such things, I recommend listening to music, reading a good book, writing down your thoughts and feelings in an allegorical novella, and/or playing video games to steam off.

One of these should work ... if not, find a lady-friend and go for the failsafe hug.

Wisely,
Teddylot
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Hello
my dear , i am well pleased to contact you after going through your profile on my search for genuine relationship. To me age , distance , race and color do not matter , rather what i value most is the understanding and love that will exist between us . So in a specially manner i will like to further communication with you so as for us to know each other well , if you share the same view with me you can reach me through my personal email address , try to tell me more about you , in reply i will tell you more about my self with my picture . Here is my email (tinabest97@yahoo.com ) .
I am looking forward to read from you .
Yours new friend ,tina.
DigitalBasic
EEEEEH SUGOI DESU NE *flex muscles*
Dear Kirbynite,

This face is weird.
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From,
cpubasic13
Cirvante
Der erbarmungsloses Mathematikslehrer
#include <iostream.h>

int main (void)
  {
   cout<<"Dear Kirbynite,\n\n";
   cout<<"Can you compile this letter for me? My libraries seem to be broken...\n\n";
   cout<<"Neurotically,\nCirvante";

   return 0;
  }
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Dear Kirby Neo Nite,

You are cordially invited to this year's King of Fighters. We hope you, Kirby Neo Nite, will honor us with your presence on the Neo Grape Gardens Team.

The method of combat will be 3-on-3 battles. We will not be using Striker Matches this year, because they were kind of stupid.

The venues this year have to be determined.

RSVP at your convenience.

Sincerely,
King of Fighters Planning Group
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

...

Stop, Children! What's that sound? Everybody look what's going down.

...

Buffalo Springfield, everybody. Round of applause for what it's worth!

Musically,
Teddylot
Thoughtless
Always looking for the next great witty joke
Dear Kirbynite,

I am posting via a PSP. It is difficult.


Sincerly,
THO
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

My ultimate goal is to become a traveling bard. I'm taking a guitar class and a creative writing class in order to build towards that dream.

Eventually, I'll trade the guitar in for a lute and I'll be good to wander.

No Shoes Allowed,
Teddylot
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DigitalBasic
EEEEEH SUGOI DESU NE *flex muscles*
Dear Kirbynite,

I need to post in Evil Reigns but I have to head to work. By the time you get this I'm sure I would have already posted but...

Thought I should let you know, k?

From the procrastinator that is late to work,
cpubasic13
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Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

Zap and I were wondering if we could begin some excavation in the plains of Grape Gardens. Zap has a theory that pre-historic marshmallows roamed these here parts before the advent of plumbing.

I'm in on this because I would like to uncover the mythic Teddysaurus Rex.

Paleontologically yours,
Teddylot
DigitalBasic
EEEEEH SUGOI DESU NE *flex muscles*
Dear Kirbynite,

Stop the car!

From,
cpubasic13
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

I'm afraid my attention span has lost its once powerful glory. If you expect me to now veer off into a cliched change of subject/distraction, it isn't that bad.

I mention this because... well, because... I forget. Maybe it's my memory that isn't what it used to be.

Forgetfully,
Teddylot
DigitalBasic
EEEEEH SUGOI DESU NE *flex muscles*
Dear Kirbynite,

Apparently I have been hired by Teddylot to be a mailman.

Help?

From,
cpubasic13
Teddylot
wanderer, can't be counted on
Dear Kirbynite,

My glory days were the 1950s. It's a shame I didn't live to see them.

Reminiscently,
Teddylot
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